Smush it. In the summer, there are beetles the size of pennies. One time, my dad left the door open, and they flew in. I thought they were cute outside, but they were freaky inside! I then squished one. It made a loud crunch sound. I think I was traumatized.
Twice, I was also bitten by silverfish in the bathtub. Usually, I wash them down the drain, but if you don't catch them at first, they'll grab hold of you when the water flows. It hurts. D:
I throw stuff at it. One summer night, it was 4 AM... I saw a spider dangling down from my wall. Huge mofo. I attempted to capture it in a napkin and dorwn in in MR. Clean later. It didn't work. It touched me. Touched me. I scream at the top of my lungs and grab the nearest book and attempt to hit it. I lost my grip and threw it. It got the spider, but that book hasn't been touched ever since then... .__.;